Someone bestow the “JACKASS of the Year” award to *drumroll* KWEEN KIWI! Why? Well, because I caught my hair on fire dammit!!
What had happened was…I woke up about 40 minutes before 1:20ish…to some STANKNESS! First, I heard a small yelp…then I smelled the funk. Yep…those EFFIN skunks that took up residence near my house in our yard, sprayed some dumbass stray animal. So, since Pepe LePew did his job “protecting” the yard I got up to light an incense. Well, I’ve been scatterbrained lately…ya girl is holding said lit incense in hand (I hadn’t even blown out the shit yet) and decides at the same time to scratch her head (all while ruing the fact that I didn’t buy more of these particular incense sticks). All of a sudden…I hear a WOOSH! (the sound of a BBQ fire being lit) and I realize OH SHIT! So, I began patting out my hurr (while yelling HEE HEE…ok, I’m fudging it) but yea…I pat the hurr and feel okay that I’ve put it out. I actually am STILL holding the incense stick, so I place it in the incense holder. I step in the bathroom, which is right by my room…and look at my hair. It’s not that bad…but, I can see the singe. My hair was brushed back and then then held up inside of a clip…so the tip of the hair caught fire as well as the front. I just took it out, combed it and clipped it back. LMAOO
I WILL be washing my hair tomorrow to get rid of the smell of burned hair, praying to GOD that it all doesn’t come out in the wash. LOL
At least I managed to get rid of the skunk smell…I just replaced it with the new scent “HURR AFIRE” *takes ass back to bed*